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index ov recepiez on dis page:
l33t b33t M4nif3st0
T0fu st1r fry
win-nuk3 N4ch0z
Vrml Ch1ll1!!!!!!!
L33t B33t M4n1f3st0:!!
no r3c1p£ h3r3
y3t @$$!!!!
T0fu St1r Fry:
n33dz:
a Bl0k ov T0fu ( fr0m d4 $up3rmark3t 0r y3r l0kal ch1n33z f00d$t0r)
1 gr33n P3pp3r
1 R3d P3pp3r
A B1g K4rr0t
p3nt1um C3l3r0n----n0 c3L3ri
b33n spr-0wtz
K4BB4G3 (1F U W4NT)
01L (v3g3tabl 01L, not w-40 eng1n3 gr33s3!)
S0y S4uc3/h20 m1ks (1prt s0y, 3prtz h2o)
W0k 0R FRYp4N!!!
SpAtUlA!!!!
st0v3 (duh)
a K-r4d K-n1f3!!!!!
0: Ch0p t0fu w/ K-nif3. pl4c3 1t in @ m1xtur ov o1L and S0y S4uc£, S3azon 2 tast3
b: K-ub3 3v£ryth1ng w/ k-nif3. ch0p 1t 2 b1tz (n0t byt3z), d3n ch0p 1t sum m0r.
01:h33t st0v to mAX!! 4dd o1L, C3l3r0n and carr0tz. any spic3z u w4n+ (curry, P4Pr1k@, Garl1k, C4y3nn3,@ll $p1ce, @na1se, 5iv sp1Ce, etc......)
VI: st1r 'till k-hot (o1L iz cr4Kin')
5: QUICKLY + 1n th3 t0Fu 'n p3pp3rz.
IV: add 1n S0y/h20 m1x, st1r sum m0r.... (c00k t0fu)
7even: when t0fu iz br0k3n up, + in b33n sprowtz
At£: turn 0ff st0v aft3r 30 mor secondz 0r s0, s3rv hot w/ric3 (u kn0 how 2 c00k ric3 rit3?)
Win-NUk3 N4ch0Z:
U n33d:
n4Ch0 Ch1pz... not P-Ch1pz, not R4m Ch1pz, but K0rn Ch1pz.
Ch33z (@ B1G Br1cK)
1 H0T p3pp3r (@ny K1nd)
b3anz (reD hAt Kidney Linux)
T0mat0 p4$t£!!
K0rn (K4nn3d)
S4ls4 (m4k 1t y3rs3lf!!!)
1 p0t (not M4rji-wanna, st00p1d)
P0t4t0 m#er
1 P4n... (fry P4n, c00k13 sh33t, 3tc>!>!!>!!!>>>...)
d-struktionz:
0: Gr4t3 da Ch33z. (n0t 0nt0 the fl00r, st00pid... int0 a b0l)
1: P0ur Red Hat Kidney Beanz 1nt0 th3 p0t. add t0mat0 p4st3, s0m3 k0rn, and h0t p3pp3r (ALL OV IT!!!). m# them (do not Ba$h them) all up t1ll th3y r pa$t3 L1ke.
00: H33t P0t up (n0t t00 h1!!!@$$)
01: pu+ L4yr 0vK0rn Ch1pz in P4n. t4k3 p0t ()ff h33t, + layr ov mush 2 ch1pz.
10: if PAN= NotFull: Goto 01.
11: Wh3n PAN= Full: Spr1nkl 0n Ch33Z H3aVily, + Put in 0v3n @ 350f/10 min (Ch3k ev3ry 5ive min for br0wn 3dg3z 0n chipz). IF CH1PEdge= GoldenBrown, THEN N4ch0z=C00k£d. w3n c00k3d, s3rv3
VRML Ch1LL1!!!@$$!!!!
$tuff:
Ch1ll1 P3pp3rz (1 or 2)
Red Hat Kidney B33nz (or Bl4ck B33nz, 0r B0+h!!)
L0TZ ov V£G£T4BL£Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!@!@!@"!"@!@!"@!@
C4y3nn3 P3pp3r (0pT1OnaL)
P1n4ppl3 T1db1tz
T0m4t0 P4$t3
Ch0PP3d T0m4To3z
H4RDwAr3z
D0 Di$:
10: T4k3 Red Hat Kidney B33nz (0r wh4t3v.) & thr0 d3m 1n @ p0+ w/ch0pp3d t0m4t03z & T0M4t0 P4St3. lEt s1T.
20: Ch0p V3g£TaBlz 2 b1tz, n0t B1T3z.
30: pu+ b£enz p0t 0n h33t (L0W!!!!!@@!!!), + in Ch0p-d Stuf.
40: @dd Sp1C3Z. Lotz ov D3m. £$p3C1ally C4y3nn3 P3Pp3R.
50: add @ h0le k4n ov P1Nappl3 T1Db!tz.
60: st1r l1ke h3ll.
70: l3t c00k f0r 1h0ur 0r s0, St1rr!ng I/0.
80: @dd Ch1ll1 P3pp3rz (ch0pped)
90: L3t S1Mm3r F0r 30 M1nUt3z.
100: s3rv.